AUDI - Another Useless Duetche Invention

BMW - BM trouble you

BMW - Bucks Make’em Work

BMW - Break My Window

CHEVY - Can Hear Every Valve Yelling

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve, R ocker, Or Lifter Every Time

FORD - Found On Road Dead / Fix O r Repair Daily

DROF (Ford spelled backwards) - Driver Returned On Foot

FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

FIAT - Fix It All the Time

FIAT - Feeble Italian Attempt at T ransportation

LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usually S erious

MOPAR - Made of Paper And Rags

MOPAR - Moments of Performance Are Rare

INTENDED ACCELERATION

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